"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."

The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

Pretty sure they’re twins.

(via be-scareful)

(via d-emu-re)

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess, via thatlazytimelord)

notherwise:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

obviously cornellian. 
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